Why does my sister keep doing this to me?
She's sent me a bird. What the heck does she think I'm going to do with a bird? Cockatiels don't even taste good, so there's no point in cooking it, and the damn thing LIKES me! I opened the package - in hindsight, the airholes should have been a warning - stupid bird flies out and tries to perch on my head.
And Zhar'grave says it's "cute".
*sigh*
